Subject: The end...

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Bill Gates were summoned to have dinner
with God. During dinner He told them: "I invited you here because I
needed the 3 most important people on Earth to send my message out -
tomorrow I will destroy the Earth!"

Yeltsin immediately called a cabinet meeting and told them: "I have 2
very bad news items for you - 1. God really exists, and 2. Tomorrow he
will destroy the Earth.

Clinton called an emergency joint House / Senate meeting and announced:
"I have some good news and some bad news; the good news is that God
really exists. The bad news is that tomorrow, he will destroy the Earth!

Bill Gates called a Board of Directors meeting and announced: "I have 2
fantastic announcements! 1. I am one of the 3 most important people in
the world! 2. The year 2000 problem has been solved!

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